Big Guns and Bullsh@t

Tears. They were the big guns women brought out when pouting didn’t work and wallets got wedged between socks – locked up tight in drawers because chicks were expensive. It wasn’t like best friends Victor and Drake were new to this. Successful, decent-looking guys with careers and healthy futures ahead, they’d had their share of trophy girlfriends. But dating Sylvia and Sara—twin sisters with the ability to pitch astray aerial assaults at uncooperative boyfriends’ heads—was different. The identical sisters weren’t like anything either of the guys had ever experienced. And dropping them wasn’t as easy as it should have been. What began as a simple plan to shake the sisters off turns deadly before either of the guys knows what’s hit them...