Oops, I've Fallen

If my time with Ryan Miller were a hit track on the radio, I imagine the lyrics would go something like this… “We’re so different, but they say opposites attract. Oops, I’ve fallen, and my heart doesn’t want to come back.”
But, holy bingo night, is my attraction to the sexy, broody businessman
so much more complicated than the chorus of a song. His dad lives right
next to my mom, and after the two of them suffered an unexplained
accident while taking down holiday decorations, both Ryan and I were
forced to become the only thirtysomething residents of Sunny Creek
Village Independent Senior Living Community. Temporarily moving in might
seem like overkill for a fractured tailbone and a severely pulled groin
muscle, but believe me, when your mom is as wild as mine and your dad
is as cantankerous as Ryan’s, they need supervision to ensure they stick
to doctor’s orders. Constantly thrown together by the antics of our
crazy parents and the tough-as-nails community enforcer, Betty Matthews,
Ryan and I formed an alliance for the sole purpose of survival. But I
never expected to be so interested in finding out what he was hiding
beneath his grumpy, serious demeanor. More than that, I never dreamed
what I found would be the kind of man women sell their souls to the
devil for. Unfortunately, our little one-hit wonder on the airwaves has
more to say before it comes to an end. Although, finishing the outro to
this song is a real doozy... Tell me…what lyric rhymes with Oops, I’ve fallen for my future stepbrother?