Maria Green

Maria's a badass USA Today bestselling indie author living in Minnesota despite the frozen winters. Actually, she prefers snow drifts over summer and all that sweat running everywhere. She has several pen names, writing fiction about bitches, breakups, and bloodbaths – not in any particular order. She lives with her husband and family, which includes a few lazy cats and a chocolate lab. She lives the suburban life where she pretends to her neighbors and the other moms that she doesn’t swear like a sailor, has hidden tattoos, and loves a horror flick. She believes in unicorns and ghost and hopes vampires and monsters are real too. She's a coffee-in-the-morning and chocolate-in-the-evening kind of person, preferably with a nap in between. Maria prefers books over people and late nights over mornings. She's a creative, mouthy, introverted, proud bisexual, highly-sensitive INFP-T, chronic pain spoonie warrior, miscarriage mama, neurodiverse ADHDer, Slytherpuff, dork with a sweet-tooth.