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The Archbeaver of Canterbury

By Jonathan Maas

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Put the kids to bed and buckle up – it’s about to get BAWDY
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A young woman who has everything going for her, except for dates
She’s got a good job, great parents, great friends and an Ivy League education.
But holy wow is her dating life in a rut.
She’s going on dates, that’s for sure. But she hit rock bottom a while ago, and each new man finds a way to dig the floor a little deeper. She’s gone out with—
Men who refer to themselves in the third person (and one who speaks in the second), a blind date who coyly sends a misspelled text to meat me at the raccoon shack (wherever that is), and rideshare drivers who are only going out with her so they can use her restroom.
She’s in a rut.
But someone (or somebeaver) is calling for her from far away, and she’ll find that her destiny is bigger than she could ever have imagined.

A collection of characters, led by a telepathic rodent who also happens to be a shadow leader of a major organized religion
She’ll soon find that there’s more to this life than bad dates, that’s for sure.
She and her new friends will have a contest that acts as a sequel to Chaucer’s tales, and it will get bawdy.
No one gets hurt, and no one is even that mean (save for a guy she goes out with early in the tale named Evan, who calls himself the Evanrude), but each tale goes there in its own way, and then goes—
Beyond.
So grab a seat at this table—there are some tales to be told, and there’s a platter full of loaded Nachos just for you 😊.
Don't touch the plate full of twigs though—that's for the Archbeaver 😉.

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Genre(s): Experimental Humor, weird stories, satire, dirty jokes, sex, sex comedy, bathroom humor, bizarre fiction, extreme jokes, anthology, anthologies, a frame tale, zany tales, romantic comedies, animal tales
For fans of: The Canterbury Tales, The Pisces, Roxane Gay, Samantha Irby, Melissa Broder, Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis

ASIN: B0D2PYMK6S

Book Length: 150-320 Pages

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