Loose Limericks 2

In this, the follow-up to his first book Gerald Cowan provides the grand total of 430 more limericks – all new, all original and all written by the author himself! As before the emphasis is very much on humour with the hope that they will raise a smile, a giggle and hopefully a few laugh out loud moments. More limericks mean more weird, wacky and wonderful characters and a variety of bizarre, often comical situations. Which ones to mention here? Well it's difficult to make a choice but here are a few characters the reader may want to meet or perhaps avoid at all costs!
Dot a kinky contortionist
Paul, a very camp tightrope walker
Mr. Sweeney, a lifeguard with a strange dress sense
Fay who gets up to all sorts when stuck in a lift
Aggie and Ray who find a new lease of life when they acquire a bidet
Ted, a cross-eyed knife thrower
Some of the limericks are a little bit naughty, even risqué! However, the British have a strong tradition of bawdy humour and this collection hopefully upholds and pays tribute to this heritage!