Chromosome Quest: Daring, Dinosaurs, and the Clockwork Apocalypse (Chromosome Adventures Book 1)

Humanity doomed! Aliens in peril! An unemployed geek to save us all…

Out-of-work cybersecurity nerd Fitz needs a job. Frantic to make rent, the appearance of a stunning, naked redhead in the plaza and a bizarre triggering recruitment advertisement feel too coincidental to ignore. Angrily, he confronts the promoter, only to discover he is the perfect candidate. Upon accepting the cryptic gig, he’s only mildly shocked to wake up naked on a steaming, tropical planet populated by free-loving furry humanoids with fertility woes and a lack of virile males.

His every-nerd’s-fantasy soon turns nightmarish—there’s more to this mission than he bargained for. Although more than happy to play doctor with a bevy of young princesses to heal their infertility, our hero struggles with the brutal training the mission demands. Then, when bloodthirsty dinosaurs prove less dangerous than a villainous AI bent on wiping out all sentient life, his pleasurable mission turns into an assignment from hell.

Can Fitz survive nocturnal dinos, nubile fur folk, and an evil AI to stop cosmic genocide

Warning: This book contains carnivorous dinosaurs, libidinous aliens, towering castles, ribald humor, overdone tropes, and forbidden passions; it skewers your sacred taboos and is definitely NSFW! It will make you cringe one moment and laugh out loud the next.

WARNING: If bare skin, furry humans, sex, puerile humor, romance and love triangles, or the prospect of being eaten by a dinosaur offends you, then perhaps you should check out the Disney channel instead.

But if you are confident in your maturity and laugh at trigger words, then download Chromosome Quest TODAY for a rollicking fun visit to an alien planet.

Chromosome Quest is the rollicking first book in the Chromosome Adventures humorous science fiction fantasy series. If you like nerdy heroes, lovely ladies, and interstellar stakes, then you’ll adore this super sexy sci-fi/fantasy comedy.

Buy Chromosome Quest to reboot the galaxy today!

Publisher’s Note: Chromosome Quest is a standalone story, and the first entry in the “Chromosome Adventures” series. It includes rampant nudity, fur-bearing humans, sexual situations, juvenile bawdy humor, and rousing adventures featuring close encounters of the Dinosaur kind.