All I Want For Christmas Is YuYu

Some gifts are best left wrapped.

Yuliya rose to fame with her stellar vocals, but it was a Christmas number one that catapulted her into global superstardom.

Twenty years on, the diva’s star is fading and YuYu no likey. With her Yuletide hit at number two, now’s the time to remind her record label of how reigniting her career could benefit them both.

But she’s not faded to everybody. In fact, some fires have only burned brighter as the years have gone by.

Some of the Yunatics, her hardcore fans, have intensified their obsession with their Queen, and this holidays, they want some quality Yu Time.

Between cold-blooded showbiz sharks and hot-headed gaga groupies, there’s going to be a meltdown, and YuYu’s gonna need a festive miracle for this Christmas not to be her last.

If you want a darkly funny novella to bring a little Misery to your Christmas, or are fascinated by toxic fandom, the cutthroat nature of the music business, or popstars who crawl out of their caves once a year to make a Christmas killing, all you’ll want this Christmas is YuYu.