Quotes that give you a laugh and make you smile come under Humor Quotes. Humor really is our saving grace, and it helps keep us psychologically healthy. These quotes will help you to deal with the stress and all-day frustration. If you are looking for the list of best Humor quotes, Visit Crave Books.
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
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