Humor Quotes

Quotes that give you a laugh and make you smile come under Humor Quotes. Humor really is our saving grace, and it helps keep us psychologically healthy. These quotes will help you to deal with the stress and all-day frustration. If you are looking for the list of best Humor quotes, Visit Crave Books.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

Emo Philips
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Mel Brooks
Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

Will Cuppy
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

Abraham Lincoln
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

Dick Cavett
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Douglas Adams
If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

Ludwig Wittgenstein
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Mark Twain
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.

Hugh Elliot
There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray.

There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray.

Joseph Joubert
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Doug Larson