Quotes that give you a laugh and make you smile come under Humor Quotes. Humor really is our saving grace, and it helps keep us psychologically healthy. These quotes will help you to deal with the stress and all-day frustration. If you are looking for the list of best Humor quotes, Visit Crave Books.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard Shaw
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
George Jean Nathan
I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left turns do.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.
John Kenneth Galbraith
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
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